So basically this is how it went, I was changing a dirty diaper of his, once again, and I says to myself, I says, "Why the heck am I doing all the work around here?" So I takes off his footy pajamas and I says,"son from now on, you need to earn yo keep! I want you to mow that lawn so well that I can see my face in it!" And you know what? You know what? He did. And after I actually saw the part that had my face in it, I had to throw it back over the neighbors fence. It's their dog! Seriously, anyone ever hear of a "pooper scooper" ? Sheesh!